I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU AND I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! HAVE AN AWESOME DAY! HAVE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE!!
Our debut album!! Digital release is at the end of Feburary?! Physical due May 11thish on Luaka Bop?! Click here (cheap digital) or here (CDs + Vinyl!) to buy! Click here for album credits! Click here for lyrics!
tracks:
1) snakebites!
2) grouphug!
3) fast-forward regrets.
4) Tokyo Drift.
5) iotdwykiyhtbr
6) my favorite hair.
7) snowday!
8) IN YOUR FACE SUCKINESS!! (our blood is rainbows)
9) go directly to space!
10) [ride friendship.]
Things we didn't name the album:
"He catches a ride on a friendly pterodactyl. He runs a very successful frozen yogurt stand." [from sesame street]
"Can you imagine what it would feel like to become aware of an omnipresent ocean of wild divine love that has always been a secret to you in the same way that the sea is invisible to a fish?" [from Pronia, a really good book jesse has]
"you fucked other guys while I showed people a picture of you and told them we were in love." [Jesse's break up title]
"We're Humans: Suck!" [dude, jesse gets to name all TPDR albums from now on...]
" I love you! I love you! I love you and I'm in love with you! Horses are cool! Have the best day of your life!" [self explainatory?]
"and i stood up for you in this crazy movie monologue and did this equally amazing tail slide on a skateboard to prove a point that we will be who we are..." [from a dream awesome dude john mccormick had about me...]
"I never wanted to punch a lead singer in the face or watch a band burn alive until I saw The Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt!" [friendly brooklyn vegan reader comments!!!]
"is superman really going to destroy that oil tanker so he can get a blow job on top of the statue of liberty?!!" [that actually happens in Superman III. Also Richard Pryor skis down a skyscrapper!]
"you look so weird naked that you have to be in this band!!"
"willennium II"
We're Humans: BE AWESOME!
Released October 2008 on Luaka Bop! An awesome dude named Joel Raif recorded and mixed it! Dan, Jesse, Kyle and Rachel sang on it with me! It's a CLEAR CD!!!! And! Unlike everything listed below you can actually own this! The best way to achieve this is to come to a show but you can also have it mailed to you! Go here, click on terror pigeon fancy pants and the click "get physical!"
tracks:
01) Fast-Forward Regrets.
02) snowday!
03) IN YOUR FACE SUCKINESS!! (our blood is rainbows)
All my friends are here.
This was recorded live on march eighth, 2008. It's me singing and playing organ, with ten or so of my friends singing parts! I fucked some stuff up so one or two songs I fixed with a second take. A lot of these are songs are sadder than usual and I ended up feeling super weird about it and only gave out like 16 of the 50 I made.
tracks:
01) Intro
02) Elise!
03) The Funeral Invasion of Taxidermy Island
04) pit.
05) our house is on fire.
06) Good men go.
07) GIRL!!!!!!!
08) All my friends are here.
Friend? .(DEMO #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Released February, 2008. This is a demo I made in the student center at purchase college! It has lots of cool beats and other shit! I don't know why Dakota Fannings on it! Blame Alaina Stamatis!! I made about 30 or 40 of these! I gave one of them to a guy named Yale after a show and now we have a record deal!
tracks:
01) Ghost Melons!
02) fast forward regrets!
03) adventure CAN!!!!! (techno jamzzz instrumental)
04) Maggie Englert is the Shiznite: An Ode to Maggie Englert!
05) In the Garden of Earthly Delights 2: There's a Bed in this Garden...
06) In the Garden of Earthly Delights 3: Out of the Garden of Earthly Delights!
07)
08) Crazyhorse!!!!!!! (giving up)
09) snowday!
10) IN YOUR FACE SUCKINESS!
11) girl!
The Death of Franklin Ebelschmit: my good friend the coward EP
These are 3 songs I made in high school. The first was for health class and the other two were for cool kids! I never released it in real life, but I did make available for download on myspace at some point at some time around 2005... there was no album artwork.
tracks:
01) Song About Not Drinking
02) Maggie Englert is the Shiznite: An Ode to Maggie Englert!
03) Springing Forth From The Womb (Shanna's Sweet Killer X-Treme Theme)